Pissing Blog: The Pleasures Of Pee

You’ve really got to hand it to sex workers and their ability to multi-task. Here’s one giving her client an enthusiastic hand job with one hand while pissing with precision into a chamberpot with the other:

“I particularly recommend the chicken; our chef prepares the marinade specially and it’s particularly piquant.”

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It was a fine Victorian picnic, in that precious window between the invention of photography and the invention of portapotties:

This spy-cam frame of a girl peeing comes from the establishing shots of a capture scene at a bondage site:

A slave girl pisses when she’s told to piss, and she better not be camera-shy!

Her master is displeased with her, so she’s lost her toilet privileges and been forced to pee in the the cat’s litter box:

Via Bawdy Blog.

None of the girls ever liked pissoir duty, but slaves are cheap compared to modern plumbing, and the guests tend to drink a lot of beer that has to go somewhere:

Art is from a Bruce Morgan comic.

This is cheaper than modern plumbing:

Picture the scene: a 1920s school in England, with toilets so primitive that they were essentially outhouse-style cabinets, with a bucket under the seat that can be removed through a door behind. According to a school-history book spotted by Spanking Blog, this led to shenanigans of a highly-predictable sort:

“We boys used to go behind the girls’ toilets and open the doors and drag the buckets out when the girls were using them. Sometimes we poked stinging nettles and stung their bare bottoms.”

In your master’s bathroom, this would be humiliating but tolerable. But this is Saturday night at the bar. The gay bar. Hope the slave is thirsty!