Pissing Blog

None of the girls ever liked pissoir duty, but slaves are cheap compared to modern plumbing, and the guests tend to drink a lot of beer that has to go somewhere:

Art is from a Bruce Morgan comic.

This is cheaper than modern plumbing:

Picture the scene: a 1920s school in England, with toilets so primitive that they were essentially outhouse-style cabinets, with a bucket under the seat that can be removed through a door behind. According to a school-history book spotted by Spanking Blog, this led to shenanigans of a highly-predictable sort:

“We boys used to go behind the girls’ toilets and open the doors and drag the buckets out when the girls were using them. Sometimes we poked stinging nettles and stung their bare bottoms.”

In your master’s bathroom, this would be humiliating but tolerable. But this is Saturday night at the bar. The gay bar. Hope the slave is thirsty!

From Under His Hand:

Master has a gorgeous cock. He really does. It’s thick and meaty and fat. It’s beautiful to look at, beautiful to fuck.

It is the *worst* cock for blow jobs, though. Unless you’re Julia Roberts because her jaw is HUGE. Mine, on the other hand? Not so big. So NOT big, in fact, that I’ve had dentists comment on how small my palate is. My mouth and Master’s dick are the worst couple since Rihanna and Chris Brown.

As a result of this awful pairing, I don’t deep throat very often, which leads to I don’t deep throat very well. Not only because my gag reflex is easier to provoke than a Chihuahua, but because honestly, he likes the gagging for two reasons. 1) He likes how my throat convulses around his dick when I gag, and, 2) I’m woefully weak in the pelvic floor and when I gag, I pee.

He likes the pee. No, I do not know why. Probably because I find it incredibly humiliating to piss myself like a child. He likes to make me all pissy against my will and then flip me over and fuck my pissy cunt and then wipe his pissy cock all over my face. What can I say? He’s a freak.

The new prison was built in the ruins of an old castle, so they decided to save money by not putting toilets in any of the cells. Instead, the prisoners take turns doing toilet duty:

Via Kinky Delight.

These drawings of women being spanked and caned so hard that they piss themselves are from a BDSM art series by Joseph Farrel called Tourists Are Not Always Welcome:

From Under His Hand:

Watersports done the right way = Before the shower.

Watersports done Master’s way = After the shower.

FYI: “Dude! God dammit, I just washed that fucking leg!” is not the appropriate response.