Pissing Blog: The Pleasures Of Pee

From Under His Hand:

Master has a gorgeous cock. He really does. It’s thick and meaty and fat. It’s beautiful to look at, beautiful to fuck.

It is the *worst* cock for blow jobs, though. Unless you’re Julia Roberts because her jaw is HUGE. Mine, on the other hand? Not so big. So NOT big, in fact, that I’ve had dentists comment on how small my palate is. My mouth and Master’s dick are the worst couple since Rihanna and Chris Brown.

As a result of this awful pairing, I don’t deep throat very often, which leads to I don’t deep throat very well. Not only because my gag reflex is easier to provoke than a Chihuahua, but because honestly, he likes the gagging for two reasons. 1) He likes how my throat convulses around his dick when I gag, and, 2) I’m woefully weak in the pelvic floor and when I gag, I pee.

He likes the pee. No, I do not know why. Probably because I find it incredibly humiliating to piss myself like a child. He likes to make me all pissy against my will and then flip me over and fuck my pissy cunt and then wipe his pissy cock all over my face. What can I say? He’s a freak.

The new prison was built in the ruins of an old castle, so they decided to save money by not putting toilets in any of the cells. Instead, the prisoners take turns doing toilet duty:

Via Kinky Delight.

These drawings of women being spanked and caned so hard that they piss themselves are from a BDSM art series by Joseph Farrel called Tourists Are Not Always Welcome:

From Under His Hand:

Watersports done the right way = Before the shower.

Watersports done Master’s way = After the shower.

FYI: “Dude! God dammit, I just washed that fucking leg!” is not the appropriate response.

She’s got talent to hit the glass from that distance:

From Bawdy Blog, just the thing for people who like BDSM and piss play:

From an interview with Penny Pax:

You’re into pissing, a sexual practice which is not really generalized. How did you discover it? How would you explain the fact that people (including you) find pissing arousing?

I don’t really have an amazing story as to how I found out about it. An old boyfriend and I were showering together and he just told me to get on my knees and I did. It’s hard to explain why I enjoyed the warm liquid streaming all over my face, but I did. There’s something about having this natural fluid from another person being shot all over your body, it’s just hot.

It’s early in the morning. Two drunk girls who got picked up after slap fight outside a nightclub have been in the drunk tank for six hours now. The cops just laughed and gave them a bucket when they complained they had to pee. So now, they are pissing in a bucket while the whole precinct watches and laughs…