Pissing Blog: The Pleasures Of Pee

Did you ever see a girl pissing on a turtle?

No?

Well, now you can.

She really didn’t want to piss for her master while he took photos to post on the internet. But after about eighteen hours in the cage, when he let her out and told her to squat and pee, she was afraid to refuse…

Master and I have been living together for 3 years, together for 6 and after all this time I am still embarrassed to urinate in front of him. I am not permitted to close the bathroom door when I use it and I must ask permission before I use the toilet. It took at least 3 years to stop blushing just from asking; still, to actually pee in front of him causes my cheeks to burn. Oddly though my embarrassment fuels arousal and when I look at this helpless victim having to expose herself, relieve herself in such an explicit manner terrifies me. Terrifies and excites me all at the same time.

Via.

She says she loves it ( backup link ) when you piss on her face. But seriously, in the kitchen?

Trust the Japanese for filthy manga kink! He’s got her tied naked to a tree in a snowy forest, and he’s pissing on her. I suppose in theory it’s an act of thermal charity:

From Parallel Stories by Peter Nadas:

They literally submerged themselves in the unfamiliar fragrance of fresh urine and, holding on to each other, spread out in it.

I don’t quite understand this random tumblr pic. Why is her shirt wet in that pattern? Did he pee on her before he came on her face?

It’s a dirty job, but somehow, she’s got to do it.

Meet urinal girl.